By wtfamidoing98 - 19/11/2016 19:54 - United Kingdom - Aberystwyth

Today, at my job in a pub, I was cleaning the pub garden ready for closedown. There was a girl crouched on the floor under a table. By the time I'd realised what she was doing and turned around, she'd already finished, apologised, and left me to clean up her piss. FML
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wtfamidoing98 18

Hi, OP here, When I walked out she was giggling like she was hiding from her friends as she was under a table. the disabled toilets is 10 steps away from the beer garden and the main loos are just up the stairs. I'm pretty sure "are you ******* kidding me" may have slipped out as she pulled her leggings up and ran away like a child. The wonders of some of the human race

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almost_there44 26

Some people have no shame and absolutely no home training. I'm guessing you guys have a restroom because it is a pub. So why couldn't she walk herself to it? I honestly would have handed her a roll of paper towels and told her to clean up her own piss.

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Googolman 29

I'd be pretty pissed off if I were you.

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TheMisfitScribe 17

Gross! What is wrong with people? How hard is it to walk to the toilet? Sorry about your luck, OP. That's nasty.

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smw83 21

I read your comment in Cleveland Brown's voice.

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lumene 17

In that situation I would be a terrible human being and push her back down and let it soak into her clothes... Seriously lady, there was most likely a completely serviceable bathroom...

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wtfamidoing98 18

Hi, OP here, When I walked out she was giggling like she was hiding from her friends as she was under a table. the disabled toilets is 10 steps away from the beer garden and the main loos are just up the stairs. I'm pretty sure "are you ******* kidding me" may have slipped out as she pulled her leggings up and ran away like a child. The wonders of some of the human race

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jazzwhiz 6

It's crazy just how acceptable things like peeing under a table seem when drunk.

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claudiajean 24

As someone who used to live in Aberystwyth in Ceredigion, I'm really wondering if this happened there. And yeah, i would've made her clean it up. We've all been caught short but there's no excuse when toilets are within walking distance

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MuyBonita22 14

Considering this is in the UK, I wouldn't be surprised if she was doing it for a **** movie

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