Today, at a party, my friend dared me to drink my cat’s vomit.... - FML

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By Barfo - 17/02/2018 16:56 - United States - Elkhart

Today, at a party, my friend dared me to drink my cat’s vomit. I refused but I tripped and fell by the puddle. Then, my girlfriend shoved my face into the vomit carpet. FML.

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Lupin Carter 2

Wednesday 21 February 2018 13:39

dump her

Mlmang 11

Tuesday 20 February 2018 9:59

I created an account after two years, just to tell you to break up with her!! That's immature and humiliating someone you should 'care' about isn't love.

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Mlmang 11

Tuesday 20 February 2018 9:59

I created an account after two years, just to tell you to break up with her!! That's immature and humiliating someone you should 'care' about isn't love.

Lupin Carter 2

Wednesday 21 February 2018 13:39

dump her

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