Work: Today, as I was running out all of the orders, dropping everything... - FML

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By WhatADream - 20/06/2016 01:28 - United States - Vernal

Today, as I was running out all of the orders, dropping everything needed in the fryer, putting everything in the oven, and packing orders. My boss turned to me and said, "My grandma packs faster than you, she's dead and has never worked in fast food." FML

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TheTacoMan 24

Tuesday 21 June 2016 6:31

You should've said the dirt was packed pretty well over her grave. Too harsh?

DeadIllusion 7

Tuesday 21 June 2016 15:29

I've worked in fast food, and it's hell, I know. Hang in there buddy! Look for other job opportunities if if you can! :)

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TheTacoMan 24

Tuesday 21 June 2016 6:31

You should've said the dirt was packed pretty well over her grave. Too harsh?

DeadIllusion 7

Tuesday 21 June 2016 15:29

I've worked in fast food, and it's hell, I know. Hang in there buddy! Look for other job opportunities if if you can! :)

AnnonoymsFMLuser 4

Tuesday 21 June 2016 18:00

U could get fired but tell tell your boss that if he is so sure I'm slow why doesn't he give it a try.

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