Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, I had a Biochemistry exam. I studied all night but took a nap to get some rest because my exam was in the morning. I woke up at 10, feeling very confident. My exam was at 9. FML
Today, I was studying for a midterm, so I put my computer on the side of my desk to make more room for my books. My roommate came in while I wasn't paying attention and tackle-hugged me from behind - I fell over, knocking my computer out the window. I live on the 8th floor. FML
Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
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jos_binet 15
I guess you weren't in your.. element
oj101 33
Me: Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromide? OP: NaBrO. I'm O K
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brittyboo123 35
I hope you were able to explain what had happened and you were able to still take the exam.
idancewithllamas 12
If you haven't gone already, ask for a doctors note at the hospital. I'm sure the teacher will let you make-up the test since you had a medical emergency.
testestestes123 4
These puns actually don't suck. Good stuff!
Sandsh8rk 36
That's just Boron.
Calingaladha 21
If OP had fallen a little harder, we might have had to Barium.
crimsonlover4 31
Poor OP, the papers caused a shift in your equilibrium which lead to your fall :( I really hope someone had their ion OP and was able to helium and curium before the exam. FYL, hope you were able to take your exam and hope you're OK!
wilks311 10
Sounds like you didn't have much chemistry with your papers! At least you were prepared though. FYL.
windfuelsfire 10
Well, that's a change from the banana peel version. Version 2.0
Miss_Blaine 18
So I'm guessing you didn't make it to the exam??
lyssa13bell 15
Dammit chemistry!