Intimacy: Today, and as always my sex partner is addicted to social media.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 17:48 - Belgium - Leuven

Today, and as always my sex partner is addicted to social media. While I was going down on her I noticed her checking Facebook. I commented that I found this inappropriate. She laughingly reassured me that of course she was not on Facebook. She was just taking pictures to send to her girlfriend. FML

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