Miscellaneous: Today, after tossing and turning for hours trying to sleep, I... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By StateOfEuphoria - 24/07/2016 09:14 - United States - Sumrall

Today, after tossing and turning for hours trying to sleep, I finally doze off. I am then awoken by my grandfather knocking on my bedroom door at 4am. "Rise and shine, it's time to pick peas. We've got to beat the heat." No sleep and a whole field of peas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 895

You deserved it 96

Fête de la Musique: Notes et Négligences
When melodies meet misadventures, the Fête de la Musique becomes a symphony of laughter! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

wanted_2_want 40

Monday 25 July 2016 5:34

The early bird gets the worm... Or in this case the peas. Sorry OP

BigTex54 3

Monday 25 July 2016 0:42

Know how you feel. This Mississippi heat is brutal

Comments

BigTex54 3

Monday 25 July 2016 0:42

Know how you feel. This Mississippi heat is brutal

wanted_2_want 40

Monday 25 July 2016 5:34

The early bird gets the worm... Or in this case the peas. Sorry OP

samwilliams800 28

Monday 25 July 2016 6:23

Give peas a chance.

Elgrin 15

Wednesday 27 July 2016 15:08

*slow clap*

RosaMaravillosa 10

Monday 25 July 2016 9:01

maybe a nap at noon?

klaykie14 6

Thursday 28 July 2016 7:56

I thought this would be a crazy relative story at first, totally not as far as I can tell; sorry you have to go pick peas so early in the day!!

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Argument Transportation Annoying Miscellaneous Embarrassing Pranks Awkward Relatable Parents Kids AITA Work Family Love Poopoo peepee Health Swimming pool My ex NSFW Sex Intimacy Money Raining Painful Medication Relationship advice Mental health Psychology Cats Animals

The Top

The Top

Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 492

You deserved it 6 182

Today, I found out that it's extremely difficult to take a dump while holding a cup under your ass for a lab specimen. I also found out that you get so nervous that you can actually forget to lock the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 904

You deserved it 5 686

Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 762

You deserved it 73 492

Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting till I could clean it up. What a sight and smell it was on the subway. Thank God I had sunglasses to wear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 837

You deserved it 29 795

Today, my husband returned from a 6-week business trip. During that time, I put myself on a very strict diet/exercise regimen so I could surprise him with a hefty weight loss. He took one look at me and demanded to know who I was fucking on the side. Yeah, because that’s the only reason I lost weight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 240

You deserved it 245

Today, like every day for the past two years, my aged mother has sat complaining all day loudly about relatives who call too little or too much, about another package being a few days late, or her laptop and TV not working properly. All while I'm trying to quietly work from home. I'm about ready to jump off a bridge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 810

You deserved it 121