By rahavan - 08/11/2012 01:38 - United States - Tacoma

Today, after the fourth time telling my roommate I'm highly allergic to her scented products, I came back to find all 6 of our wall outlets using Glade plug-ins. They were set to high. FML
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rahavan 15

Um no, I passed out and wrote this after I was forced to go to the hospital by my floors RA.

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MaleficZero 0

You see, we never really know what goes on behind thee scenes of FML's like these. Perhaps OP deserved this based upon previous interactions with said roommate? Perhaps her roommate is simply an ass? We may never know.

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preps87 0

Never tell a girl your greatest weakness.

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zandalee 19

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rahavan 15

My smell has nothing to so with my roommate is just dumb.

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rahavan 15

Wow auto correct go rid of to do with it and changed it to so with. FML extend the time allowed for changing comments please.

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Demonfish 14

I think she might be trying to tell you something...

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annie_nk 22

"Hi. I'm a raging bitch and wanna see if this will send you to the emergency room."?

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Demonfish 14

You could be on to something there. :O

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Eirena 5

Inconsiderate and ridiculously immature of her. Even when you reprimand people like her, they won't change because they don't see anything wrong with what they're doing. She needs to grow the hell up.

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rahavan 15

Um no, I passed out and wrote this after I was forced to go to the hospital by my floors RA.

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1215116a 14

That could make another good part of the FML, but it would probably make the FML too long. :L

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catanita 18

Someone loves you....

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yessy729 0

I'd stick those Glade plug ins up her ass. Leave HER smelling like flowers & shit

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perdix 29

The settings on Glade Plug-Ins are "stun" and "kill." Apparently, your roommate is sick and tired of how you Klingon to her. She wishes you wouldn't be so "ungrateful" and "immature."

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charvisioku 22

Those are expensive, looks like she's pretty damn determined to piss you off if she's bought 6 of the damn things... if she's so into "fragrant" products why not take a nice big dump in her bed. Make sure it's under the covers so she gets in and feels the warmth. ;)

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