Health: Today, after the fourth time telling my roommate I'm highly allergic... - FML

By rahavan - 08/11/2012 01:38 - United States - Tacoma

Today, after the fourth time telling my roommate I'm highly allergic to her scented products, I came back to find all 6 of our wall outlets using Glade plug-ins. They were set to high. FML

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rahavan 15

Thursday 8 November 2012 21:28

Um no, I passed out and wrote this after I was forced to go to the hospital by my floors RA.

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MaleficZero 0

Thursday 8 November 2012 8:54

You see, we never really know what goes on behind thee scenes of FML's like these. Perhaps OP deserved this based upon previous interactions with said roommate? Perhaps her roommate is simply an ass? We may never know.

preps87 0

Thursday 8 November 2012 8:59

Never tell a girl your greatest weakness.

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TwistedShadow 7

Monday 4 March 2013 20:33

"Hey wow is you BO that bad that you have to gas out the place... wouldn't it just be simpler to shower at least every fortnight?" is what I would tell them

RinnyTop86 5

Wednesday 3 April 2013 4:26

New roommate???

Its_jade 6

Sunday 9 February 2014 5:17

Wow

blearyandtired 8

Friday 14 March 2014 1:38

FML should be sponsored by Glade. I seriously went out and bought some after I read this.

unicorn_of_death 8

Sunday 13 July 2014 23:56

Wow that's an ass hole

carbonbasedcynic 17

Monday 17 August 2015 21:15

find out what shes allergic to. maybe knives or chloroform?

BlackFire4890 16

Saturday 12 November 2016 4:10

Trash cans throughout campus are great places to store them for her. Eventually she'll get tired of having to buy them all the time.

Schm17ty 1

Thursday 9 November 2023 6:24

perhaps there’s a funk you’re unaware of that she’s trying to cover or possibly hint at

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