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rahavan Tacoma, United States

Today, after the fourth time telling my roommate I'm highly allergic to her scented products, I came back to find all 6 of our wall outlets using Glade plug-ins. They were set to high. FML

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Um no, I passed out and wrote this after I was forced to go to the hospital by my floors RA.

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You see, we never really know what goes on behind thee scenes of FML's like these. Perhaps OP deserved this based upon previous interactions with said roommate? Perhaps her roommate is simply an ass? We may never know.

Never tell a girl your greatest weakness.

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"Hey wow is you BO that bad that you have to gas out the place... wouldn't it just be simpler to shower at least every fortnight?" is what I would tell them

RinnyTop86 5

New roommate???

blearyandtired 8

FML should be sponsored by Glade. I seriously went out and bought some after I read this.

Wow that's an ass hole

find out what shes allergic to. maybe knives or chloroform?

BlackFire4890 16

Trash cans throughout campus are great places to store them for her. Eventually she'll get tired of having to buy them all the time.

perhaps there’s a funk you’re unaware of that she’s trying to cover or possibly hint at