Work Today, after spending two hours putting together lesson plans... - FML

pixie_cb - 27/02/2016 03:54 - United States - Maumelle

Today, after spending two hours putting together lesson plans for my 5 different classes, my substitute canceled at 8:00 - 30 minutes before school started. FML

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