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By anon02 - 22/01/2016 18:55 - United States - Bloomington
Today after not doing anything for a couple months my girlfriend finally said she was in the mood again. The second she finished she "had to use the bathroom" then wouldn't continue or help me out because she was done. She blames me for still being horny and not being able to finish on command. FML