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By Glassdragon192 - 21/01/2016 03:39 - United States
Today, after nearly two weeks of getting over my abusive and cheating ex I was feeling pretty good about myself. Then she texted me gloating about how much bigger her new boyfriend's dick is and how great it is giving him head. FML.