Today, after living in my apartment for nearly a year, I heard my neighbor having a violent toilet session. Now I realize he's always been able to hear the wrath of my bowels too. We wave at each other every day. FML
toilet_trouble tells us more.
Hi. Some of your comments really made me laugh! So, it surprised me I heard him because I've never heard anything other than a vacuum or water in the pipes. This just made me aware he can probably hear a lot more than I previously thought.. Luckily I don't have loud bathroom trips often. I definitely regretted the super loud fart I ripped about 5 minutes prior to hearing him though. :p Anyway, neighbor acts cool so all is well!
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Top comments
wastedpenguin 14
You guys should get to know eachother:)
jigglypuff34 16
If he hasn't said anything, he probably doesn't give a shit. If you're still concerned play some music while you release your fury.
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Comments (95)
DoubleJay95 13
I'm sure he doesn't care since he still waves to you daily as if it never happened. Just ignore it and keep being a good neighbor
knoney19 12
Ehh it's really not a big deal
zadrvzrjlzamfj 11
Well that's a good thing that it doesn't matter to him! :)
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
Isn't that just... Craptastic. Sorry, that was bad, but don't worry about it. It probably won't make anything more awkward, since your neighbour's been ignoring it so far.
gracehi 33
If you're worried about him hearing you shit, I take it you don't watch much ****.
zandalee 20
You raise a very valid point. At least OP now is aware of thin walls and knows to feed the chickens in blessed silence now.
mld4657 28
Well apparently op never read everyone poops as a kid...
DeoVolente 13
I believe you meant that OP "never read as a kid that everyone poops". Otherwise you're inferring that only kids poop
DrownedMyFish 18
"Tom, I heard you struggling the other night. I have to admit that I'm concerned. Sounds like you could use a little more fiber in your diet."
AviKerensky 17
If he doesn't seem to care, why should you?
ErinRosado 14
Everybody craps, it's not that big a deal. I can think of far worse.
BvbArmy_0 18
Sounds like a nice guy, get to know him :)