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By :'( - 31/01/2016 01:40 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, after hunting wildly half way around Japan for my lost camera handed from one authority to the next I finally found it at the local police station of a small town and I can collect it by Monday. I fly out of the country early Monday morning. Well, that's half a holiday down the drain. FML

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