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By takara98 - 25/01/2016 21:36 - United States - Philadelphia
Today, after having felt ill all week, I took a violent shit. When I was finished I felt much better. I stood up and promptly dropped my glasses into the toilet. I wound up having to fish them out for the next 10 minutes, because insurance only pays for one pair a year. FML