Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML
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beddington 7
He's just reminding the puppy who's house it really is.
firefly319 7
I'd suggest crating him but that's probably illegal...
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Comments (72)
rock935 3
thats whats up
vbmg152 19
You so deserve that! Why in the heck would you tell a toddler that?
coolsunshinebear 14
I've read this FML before on an older post.... not original.
Jaded88 3
That did make me laugh... like puppy like son! But they don't pee to mark their territory, that's what cats do. Puppies and dogs DEFEND their territory by barking and getting aggressive, not by peeing.
yangliu 3
agree，haha
TheOtherGuy1105 4
Your son was just showing the puppy who's boss
Jesus_Eats_Cata 11
I had the same idea when I was 4..
fantasyworld 39
I'm pretty sure the puppy's peeing in the house because he can't control his bladder.