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By GottaLoveRoomies - 09/03/2016 23:58 - Canada - Montr?al
Today, after coming home from a movie, I discovered that my drugged up roommate's brilliant idea of using my towel when he ran out of toilet paper to wipe his ass was the least of my concerns as he had taken a explosive shit in my room. FML.