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By jakedust - 21/01/2016 15:53 - United States - Muncie
Today, after catching my girlfriend of 6 months cheating on me she told me she only dated me to spend time with my cats. After I broke up with her she started screaming and exclaiming that she gets to keep one of them since we are splitting up.
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