Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I bought an $80, "invincible" phone case. One test drop later, my phone had turned into an expensive paperweight. FML
Today, I stepped on the MacBook Air I purchased 4 days ago. The screen snapped in two, and I didn't buy insurance because I promised myself I would be "extra careful." $3500 well spent. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML
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Top comments
Serisent 26
Karma will get you every time.
abbybailey204 19
That's why you never take the chance with an iPhone. You can do that with a Nokia, not iphone
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Comments (130)
hugepenises 1
Not like it matters if you have AT&T, you're still going to pay $200 to get a new one...
Isa_fml 20
You're a moron.
ni0ve 9
what?
ALOv3 9
I'm not sure how much the insurance would have cost but I'm sure it's much less than a new phone.
The_Nuke 31
It definitely does. It's the differance between a $100 or free replacement and a $500 replacement.
PureEvil666 3
I had a friend who was talking how he hasn't seen a single undamaged iPhone, while taking his out of his pocket to show it's great condition off. It dropped out of his hand and the screen cracked. KARMA.
zomgbies 17
Just proves that iPhone users are dimmer than the average bulb. YDI
cheernomore15 14
the man who sold me my phone at a verizon wireless store told me a story exactly like this about a customer. I wonder if OP is this person.
Sonata90 26
The screen is the easiest part to fix- your life isn't ruined yet! But maybe just invest in a case next time!