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By MyRoomSmellsLikeFart - 02/12/2018 03:53 - United States - Cranford
Today, after almost week of constipation, I took a laxative. I then had excessive farting for days. Now, I've moved on to a new stage. Explosive diarrhea. I'm not sure how I still have a girlfriend. FML