Today, after a two years being cheated on, I finally get a good... - FML

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By kiki - 12/02/2019 04:00

Today, after a two years being cheated on, I finally get a good one night stand only to throw up after drinking too much and starting my period midway through... FML

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bloopaloop 27

Tuesday 12 February 2019 4:36

Is this out of revenge? You should do want you want and be happy, not defined off of other people. You can't be cheated on if you're not together... How about tomorrow? It's a good day for a good day!

Mayaaaaaaaaa 12

Tuesday 12 February 2019 6:02

What a bloody drunken mess you are ;)

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thad1287 11

Wednesday 13 February 2019 3:32

why not just break up with him/her rather than stooping to their level???

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