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By kiki - 12/02/2019 04:00

Today, after a two years being cheated on, I finally get a good one night stand only to throw up after drinking too much and starting my period midway through... FML
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bloopaloop 27

Is this out of revenge? You should do want you want and be happy, not defined off of other people. You can't be cheated on if you're not together... How about tomorrow? It's a good day for a good day!

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Mayaaaaaaaaa 12

What a bloody drunken mess you are ;)

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bloopaloop 27

Is this out of revenge? You should do want you want and be happy, not defined off of other people. You can't be cheated on if you're not together... How about tomorrow? It's a good day for a good day!

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RichardPencil 30

Well, that’s one way to drive away a potential stalker.

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Mayaaaaaaaaa 12

What a bloody drunken mess you are ;)

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tounces7 27

2 Years, just for a one night stand? Aim higher, maybe?

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tranced_ 45

what is a one night stand can somebody explain pls?

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Alexiskovich 6

You sleep with a random stranger and never see each other again.

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Alexiskovich 6

Why are you doing a one night stand instead of dumping your cheating partner?

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Dave_Davington 33

Hey, at least you didn't lose a tooth and shit yourself. That would've been so much worse, no?

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DaBlacky 31

If this is a good one night stand, I wonder how's a bad one like...

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