Work Today, after 8 years, a phenomenal work ethic, countless extra... - FML

Anonymous - 30/01/2016 14:07 - United States - Winona

Today, after 8 years, a phenomenal work ethic, countless extra projects, a bachelor's degree, and training my boss in at my job, he gave the position I wanted to the new guy. FML

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Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

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Today, my father is living with me because he's broke, but sometimes he has temper tantrums and calls me a son of a bitch. I can't stand to be name-called when I support him 1000%, and then we got into a violent physical fight. We both end up hurt, so I want to kick him out of my house, but I can't because he won't leave. FML

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Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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Today, I found out that my sister’s friends think I’m “hot” and “sexy.” They’re nine. FML

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