Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML
Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML
Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML
Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, it's been over a week since I started painting a mural on my bedroom wall. Turns out, I'm not as artistic as I thought, because my attempt at a serene landscape now looks more like a psychedelic nightmare. FML
Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML
Today, I painted my daughter's room with the new paint we bought. It's an oil-based paint which hides all blemishes on the wall, but apparently makes me sick. I'm now throwing up everywhere, but at least the room looks good. FML
Today, I spent the afternoon painting my bedroom and was really pleased with how it turned out. When I moved the furniture back, I noticed a large patch behind the wardrobe I'd missed. The paint shop had closed, and I had no idea which shade I'd used. FML
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fluffywaspluka 7
Tell your visitors that they'll share the same, bloody fate if they mess with you.
SmokinGuns 13
Guess you caught him red handed...
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xSkittle 16
Was that room your whole house? I painted my room in a day
Meraki 19
I think that sounds adorable and like something I'd want to keep forever.
Yeliab333 20
that's kind of cute lol
Taolan 23
Put some of your own prints, turn it into a design. Make it look intentional. Could be very cool.
SilentKnights 7
I think that's adorable. If it was a huge mess, I'd probably be upset for a bit before getting over it. Its not like he smeared red paint all over, its little hand prints. I'd probably cover up half and leave half to look at for memories after he grows up.
Curlytwirly22 17
Well think of it as an old caveman room with stories and stuff like that on the walls :) just add a bit more ask your mom and dad and put their handprints so it could look cooler
creepyclowntown 10
take a photo, you will think its hilarious when you are both of drinking age and always "hold it against him"
merryhappy1887 20
It took you 3 weeks to paint a room white? You suck. I painted my whole apartment in 2 weeks.
nhbasskid13 23
I wish we could like the admin team comments.
WorldWarAres 11
If you don't like it. You can just wait for it to dry and paint over it. Or if you do like it. Just try one of the great ideas some other people have recommended to you.
xxDemonAngelxx 14
Well I have that too. but it's not because of paint.. *evil smile* ... haha.. jk o.0