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By sad pharmacist - 31/07/2016 20:56 - United States - Peterborough

Today, a young woman bought the morning-after pill at my pharmacy. She looked like she had been crying, so I told her how effective the pills were and that "It'll be alright." She then blurted, "Yeah, but how good is it on dogs?" FML
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Am I hard-of-thinking this morning, or did she just buy a pill for her dog? I assume you told her she should not give it to her dog! God only knows what that much human hormone would do to a Pekingese!

I really hope you told her it won't work for dogs. She clearly doesn't understand that dogs aren't humans... I'm wondering if she did it with a non-pure bred or something because if she's really that concerned why didn't she get her spayed?

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Am I hard-of-thinking this morning, or did she just buy a pill for her dog? I assume you told her she should not give it to her dog! God only knows what that much human hormone would do to a Pekingese!

mcruff 12

But puppies are adorable....

My question is did she buy it for her dog or because she had sex with her dog and doesn't want to get pregnant? Wtf.

I really hope you told her it won't work for dogs. She clearly doesn't understand that dogs aren't humans... I'm wondering if she did it with a non-pure bred or something because if she's really that concerned why didn't she get her spayed?