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By F1RESTORMSTUDIOS - 24/03/2016 00:41 - Australia - Algester

Today, a woman called my store to order pizza. She wanted to order an 'americano', which is pepperoni and mushroom, but without mushroom. I explained that it was a pepperoni pizza. Not only did I get abused over the phone for correcting her, she reported me to head office. Now I'm on report. FML

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