Today, a house centipede ran across the living room floor. I... - FML

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By LeggyBoi - 03/05/2018 18:47 - United States - Rolling Meadows

Today, a house centipede ran across the living room floor. I asked my boyfriend to kill it, but he refused. I told him I didn't want it finding its way into our bedroom, which he told me not to worry about. After a while, I go upstairs, and the little fucker darts across our bedroom floor. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 5 May 2018 20:46

I bet I know what else said bf won't have to worry about finding its way into the upstairs bedroom: himself....

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jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 5 May 2018 20:46

I bet I know what else said bf won't have to worry about finding its way into the upstairs bedroom: himself....

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