Health: Today, a friend complimented me on my "smoky eyeshadow". I wasn't...

By Tired - 02/10/2013 16:22 - United Kingdom - Bexhill

Today, a friend complimented me on my "smoky eyeshadow". I wasn't wearing eye makeup. She was complimenting the result of my insomnia. FML

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MiMiLove96 10

Wednesday 2 October 2013 22:43

Sorry op! If you look on the bright side it looked like you had make up on? Hehe..I'm probably not helping

Ukeee_X 19

Wednesday 2 October 2013 22:43

Work it girl! At least you look good apparently? I'm not sure if looking good is worth insomnia though.

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diarheea101 11

Saturday 12 October 2013 15:58

Your a tired beauty queen!

wingL 11

Thursday 6 February 2014 10:45

i get the same thing too.. and it still puzzles me how people cant tell a dark circle apart from eye make up?!

CanadianBaconEH 14

Saturday 15 March 2014 2:55

I fail to see the problem...

lifesmybully 3

Wednesday 9 April 2014 2:32

Hey at least you don't have to wear actual eyeshadow to make it look like you are

31SecondsAlone 15

Monday 25 August 2014 21:15

That's taking natural make-up to a whole new level!

animechan 15

Thursday 22 September 2016 14:38

At least it looks good:3

ThatEmoBoy 26

Tuesday 21 November 2017 8:58

this happened to me before

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