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By fwatdunt - 06/02/2016 01:33 - United States - Johnston

Today, a friend and I were joking around about him stuttering through a sentence he was saying earlier. As we walked into class, still making fun of his incapability of pronouncing the word correctly, the teacher asked us, "You guys are aware that my son has a severe stutter, right?" FML.

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