Miscellaneous: Today, A close friend of our two years has cut me off. The reason?...

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By anonymous - 02/08/2016 15:21 - United States - Greensburg

Today, A close friend of our two years has cut me off. The reason? I'm "too skinny". FML

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Thursday 4 August 2016 9:57

Maybe she's jealous or she thinks you have a problem. Either way, talk to her and try to see what's up.

DESTROSCLY 8

Friday 12 August 2016 10:28

Fat Americans, smh (I am semi-joking)(don't take this too seriously)

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Thursday 4 August 2016 9:57

Maybe she's jealous or she thinks you have a problem. Either way, talk to her and try to see what's up.

DESTROSCLY 8

Friday 12 August 2016 10:28

Fat Americans, smh (I am semi-joking)(don't take this too seriously)

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