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Bex98 San Francisco, United States

Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML

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Bex98 6

Hey, OP here. This actually happened last year when I was 16 years old, and I was broke as hell and almost agreed. But then his wife showed up and he pretended he didn't know me XD

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cacheson 42

Sounds like a good deal, clearly you're missing out. :P

NozomiTojo 21

Cracker Barrel sounds pretty shady... He could have meant his ass.

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Comments (77)

annas3 10

hasn't lost his game I see

elektra2 16

I am curious to know how old are you, OP!

shivakoushik 10

You say you're 12, are you the real OP? What's the point of anonymity when you're gonna reply here....

jentrynicole 20

I highly doubt that's the OP...

deathmec 20

#31- What is the difference between a joke and a dick? You can't take a joke.

orios105 18

man, 60 year olds know how to spit game better than me.

MzZombicidal 36

Takes practice.

CoupeDeAce 6

so.....how was the meal?

Witchylady 18

Now that's one hell of a pick up line.

trellz17 19

Cracker Barrel tastes like shit though...to me anyway.

SamSwebb 24

What's not to love?!