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Bex98 San Francisco, United States

Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML

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Bex98 6

Hey, OP here. This actually happened last year when I was 16 years old, and I was broke as hell and almost agreed. But then his wife showed up and he pretended he didn't know me XD

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cacheson 42

Sounds like a good deal, clearly you're missing out. :P

NozomiTojo 21

Cracker Barrel sounds pretty shady... He could have meant his ass.

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KxHoneyCombxP 24

That's actually pretty hilarious. ?

ImReallyBatman 15

He knows how to pull bitches

rgrim11 3

Offended when someone finds you attractive. He is old, not dead. Response, looking for a blazing inferno, not charred embers, or So, your a vet and a pedophile!!

maryam_xx 14

That is pure disturbing.

DerpingtonHerp 14

I salute the veterans who served our country!

backoffuugly 11

omg that's gross.

cazer57 8

Old guys got game

hannah_cr7 5

I work at Cracker Barrel sadly I've seen a lot of veterans pay for their meals

xxSLURPMExx 10

He woulda put that ass to sleep. Plus you missed out on free Cracker Barrel.