Health: Today, 6 days after having surgery on a hernia, I was feeling... - FML

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By Crambone - 04/08/2016 17:24 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, 6 days after having surgery on a hernia, I was feeling better so I decided to take my very hyper dog for a ride since he had been cooped up with me. I asked him "Are you ready to go?" And he immediately jumped up and hit me where my incision is still extremely sore. I wasn't ready to go. FML

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Friday 5 August 2016 16:17

1) you made me Google 'hernia' and expand my vocabulary, so thank you 2) auch 3) get well soon!

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