Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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'Tis the season to be jolly, falalala lala la la
Today, my mom hung her new "Christmas Clock" on the wall. It plays a different Christmas carol every hour, on the hour. It's only December 2nd and I'm already starting to understand why suicide rates sky rocket this time of year. FML
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orebes 3
My work plays Miley Cyrus Christmas songs. I work 8 hour shifts...
BountyBass 13
Tis the season
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winkydog4056 16
Easy; take piece of shit off wall. Set time (all clocks are a wee bit off). 'Accidentally' drop clock on floor. Hit clock with hammer or baseball bat. Voila! Quiet
ICastillo 25
Hey at least you don't have to listen to the same Michael McDonald dvd for two years listening to the same damn songs. Anybody know where this joke comes from I'll give them a pat on the back...
Pleonasm 36
It's from The 40 year-old virgin. However you were beaten to it by #26
CharresBarkrey 16
Also, it's never a good idea to do these quote games online, as there is Google.
MzMegs 20
Ugh. Ignore this. I read a comment incorrectly.
ICastillo 25
Oh my bad I didn't see #26 comment.
fudgeimout 2
Your mom is obviously trying to help you build tolerance to this lovely genre of tones and melodies.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Sometimes, I wish Christmas songs didn't exist. It serves to irritate most people, doesn't it? Curse you, jolly season!
kitten1323 19
Damn, Op, pull out the stick
bwzwally8 15
What the Ho Ho Ho was she thinking?
starcrossddream 14
I feel for you OP; my mom has been playing Elvis Presley Christmas since Thanksgiving.
stormchaser24 24
Those clocks usually have and on/off switch for that.
mnvikes 7
Goodbye clock
xrudeboyrock 29
actually, the suicide thing is a myth! check it out on snopes. but seriously, destroy that clock.
xrudeboyrock 29
haha, sorry to be a party pooper! I just thought it was interesting
TheDrifter 24
It is actually true for retail workers and single fathers, just not for the population at large. My brain holds useless facts like a sponge.
xrudeboyrock 29
same! my friends won't watch movies with me because I always have to pause it and give a stupid fact.
Fasterkill 6
It's actually true due to something called seasonal affective disorder.