fucking SUCKS let's do it LIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEE!
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
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Timber!
Today, my girlfriend jumped into my arms for a kiss. She's done it before, but this time I wasn't expecting it. I fell backwards, straight through my glass coffee table. FML
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Ninjahiga 27
Oh my, I hope you are able to replace it. Don't be angry, she was just trying to be romantic... In a rough way
soulreaper12296 28
Hopefully neither of you got hurt from the glass. And hopefully it wont be to expensive to replace.
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Comments (59)
I_see_your_anger 10
This is my big shot, better not screw it up. Ummmm hi?
zach205 24
You screwed up
ichinikis 16
Well at least it didn't shatter the relationship :D ...I'll show myself out
UnidentifiedFun 37
Meh.
zach205 24
Don't, puns make me crack up
rachelthelime_fml 29
Honestly, that waa SMASHING, please stay :D
ZoroMiHawk 25
...I'll show you back in
becca1998 22
Haha I like that pun
_heavenlysasa 16
???
willsnow18 11
I enjoy this pun
Ninjahiga 27
Oh my, I hope you are able to replace it. Don't be angry, she was just trying to be romantic... In a rough way
MankDemes 15
They've done it before tho, he just wasn't ready
Grayy_fml 14
Is the coffee table okay?
zach205 24
Yea, it is completely fine, he luckily remembered he had the ability to phase through glass at the last second.
leogachi 15
@13 That would be a fantastic ability to have. Op must live a fabulous life.
mds9986 24
as OP was falling he calculated on a quantum mechanical level the precise moment where he could fall into the glass and go right through it.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
What is up with the username?
SecundusSecunda 27
I was expecting a "You can't see me... JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAA" username type, but oh well
HelloHolaBonjour_fml 11
Hoping for a follow up here
oiler 21
Why? table is replaced and they have make up sex.
derangedplanet 23
And hopefully it wasn't incredibly bloody via breaking open stitches. I mean, be real; someone probably got hurt too. But an injury will never hold back all that romance movie jump lust
soulreaper12296 28
Hopefully neither of you got hurt from the glass. And hopefully it wont be to expensive to replace.
THEDUDE1553566 24
Look at the bright side, you have a girlfriend that cares enough about you to be so romantic. I think that's more important then a table
sophzxc 15
This honestly sounds like a funny movie scene but I'm more worried if you hurt yourself through the fall and broken glass pieces OP :
Mathalamus 25
At least you have a wonderful girlfriend. I still question the need for glass furniture, though...