This morning I asked one of my daughters to grab me some underwear... - FML

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By "Sarah A Rogers" - 26/12/2019 19:04

This morning I asked one of my daughters to grab me some underwear since i was naked in my bed. She reached in the very back of the drawer under all my "normal" underwear and brought me the crotchless panties. She disturbs me sometimes.

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