By Lousydriver - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Things that go bump in the… parking lot

Today, I was about to drive out of a parking lot. The space in front of me was empty, so I figured I could drive forward. I hadn't noticed that there was a median in front, and my car got stuck. FML
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  flockz  |  19

hey 7- step off your high, stereotypical horse for a second ok? i live in texas and you know whats weird? not everyone here who drives a truck is a hillbilly. woah weird right? and i should get smarter? well anyone who drives an SUV or truck(myself included) knows how much gas prices are. hmm i wonder where all that money comes from... maybe jobs that pay good money? idk dont u have to be smart for those jobs though?....

everyone from texas told me to tell you to fuck off.

  swizzle9162  |  5

Wtf does that have to do with anything? And for the record, no one in Texas gives two shit about you or your rude ass, one minded comments. So gtfo if you don't like it here.


36- I was referring to op. She needs to use proper judgement when driving so she can avoid stupid accidents. BTW I lived in Texas for over 5 years. I know that people who own trucks aren't hillbillies. However, 90% of truck owners don't haul shit or tow anything. They may not be hillbillies but most of them ARE assholes with overcompensation issues.

  CryMoreFMLs  |  14

Flockz, thank you for speaking for me in my absence.

Texas is kinda crappy depending on where you live. I lived in a shithole named Dallas for several years, but now I live in a relatively nice and quiet town.

  sxe_beast  |  11

I have family in Dallas (University Park). It doesn't seem shitty? I've always thought Dallas was pretty cool.

Anyway, I've drove over these medians with my SUV before. Its never gotten stuck :D


63- Dont kick a man in the nuts because you disagree with his opinion. It's uncalled for.

20- I appreciate a nice pair of moobs. If you're above a C cup, gender is irrelevant.

  LilysTillie  |  7

Yep, when I ran over the median, I sure was a dumb ass. Difference being, I was in a bigger SUV so didn't get stuck. I'm sure we've all done something in our lives that would result in someone calling us a dumb less of course you're perfect.....;)

  xNephilim  |  18

I got stuck in a ditch and the guy who pulled me out was the guy who parked next to me at school. I was mortified. :c now I laugh about it but at the time.....