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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Costa Mesa, United States
Things ain't changed much
Today, I was telling my dad that scientists had discovered a new sea creature. He said it was all BS and that scientists just make things up to cover conspiracies. I'm a biological sciences major. FML
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
So be honest OP, what conspiracy are you trying to cover up?
Thebestinclass 16
Your dad is saying that so you believe less and less in conspiracy theories because he works for the government. Put on your tinfoil hat everyone.
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beeferjay 34
give that man a flag and a gun
zeffra13 31
I know the feels, OP. I'm a conservation major and my dad works for a company that makes oil drilling machine.
dutchy86 20
the truth can be hard... but, that's wat dad's are for
Silentshdw13 22
Just imagine his mind being blown if he could see said creature. The reaction along with an "I told you so" would be satisfying.
Tripartita 45
So you /say/, OP. So you say…
GhostFox 34
Is this a recurring issue? Because if it is, that sounds... Unsafe, especially if he has access to weapons Especially since it sounds like he associates it with you. Even if it isn't unsafe, if he starts to think you are part of the conspiracy, it could get more unhealthy.
AwkwardKarma 18
And that is the epiphany of ignorance.
jlang917 14
So you are a BS major?
worldclassrager 41
I remember when that sea spider was discovered...what has been found OP? I am curious
Levvy 22
Which do you mean by"that"? Sea spiders are an entire order of various arthropod families.
Levvy 22
... The hell kinda conspiracy do sea slugs cover up?
NamesIncognita 15
i bet it's something truly terrifying