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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff Canada

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Today, at an aunt's wake, my five year-old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML

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Kinda a win. Your son sounds like he'll be a funny stand up comedian. Kinda like Gilbert Gottfried. But you know, your son will not be annoying as ****.

Hell, when I was little and my grandmother died I kept saying "I smell dead people." at the wake. This isn't that bad.

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What's wrong with that? Death is a hard concept for young kids to grasp and it's not like he was saying it was good that she's dead, just good that he has finally located her...

Number 51...who cares this is FML not grammar class! I really LIKE the story go somewhere else with the judgmental coments...thank you for the story!

Thunderbender 2

I know I'd be laughing.

maybe he thought she was sleeping???

The FML is that the kid's mom is so lame that this embarrassed her. Instead of being sad your Aunt died, Op, you are upset because your son said something adorable. FYL

Kids don't develop the ability to understand this stuff until there are like, 7 or 8. Until then, stfu.

hes too young to get it

I hate kids so ydi. but he sounds way cute :)

Funniest funeral statement so far