Thanks for the memories
By Likian5 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Likian5 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Ohhhhh boy... You must of done SOMETHING, maybe to annoy her in high-school. I know I had those issues.
Must. Have.
Looks like you weren't her target, hopefully you can get on point and be her bullseye.
"I'd stay and chat, but for some reason, the weather's suddenly got very cunty round here."
Hey, at least she remembers you?
Patted you on the head? Wow how condescending. Sorry OP, that's just rude. Look on the bright side, if you had dated her you would have been subjected to this bad attitude all the time. You've been saved the torment.
In some countries, patting you on the head means she's calling you a dog.
Who the eff do some people think they are? Kick this bitch off her pedestal. Unless you're a creep. Then YDI. :]
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Screw her! Everyone has had a crush and it sucks that she treated you that way OP. She sounds like a snobby, conceited bitch.
"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."