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Likian5 This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Thanks for the memories

Today, I ran into my high school crush at Target. When I asked her if she remembered me, she patted me on the head, said, "Unfortunately," and walked away. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Screw her! Everyone has had a crush and it sucks that she treated you that way OP. She sounds like a snobby, conceited bitch.

"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."

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Unfortunately for you, you knew that witch!

Were you working there?

That happened to me once so I said "oh sorry I have to go ur bitchyness is very sickning"

theverykorean 8

cause she doesn't like the way you are

F#(k her... She probably has no life, poor, acts like she's got it all.. But under it all she is nothing and never will be nothing more than a b!t(h lol

how short are you?

Guys, I just graduated from high school last year...

she didn't have to bbw a bitch about it