Today, a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML
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PenguinBitch 44
Pungent.
babygirl4855 11
That's sad. So what's the word?
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StanSmith2013 26
Maybe the word was 'geezer' or 'bloke' as I hear all 4 year olds are now growing up to be East London hard men no matter what corner of the globe they are from.
sonnyrosa 32
What was the word? If it was something that ended in "-izzle" then I wouldn't worry too much about it. Unless it was YOLO... then, I'm afraid you need to kill your child and start from scratch.
chrissyshaw 5
They probably didn't know what it meant either....
tigerlover39 9
Its probably supercalifragilisticexpalidotios
Geary519 20
lol you have the perfect username
ryanpreiss 17
92 and counting...
azhang1066 12
Dumbass
hannah1747 4
How ironic, your username is walking dictionary.
splishsplash143 12
how is that even possible?,
sartrow 8
that is awsome :)