Today, a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML
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PenguinBitch 44
Pungent.
babygirl4855 11
That's sad. So what's the word?
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Comments (93)
jellyghost 12
Its never too late to learn OP.Besides,her iPad probably increases her vocabulary as she sleeps so don't knock yourself to much :)
KirstenZ 6
Not everyone's vocabulary is awesome. Get over it, op. it happens.
Ukeee_X 19
That is impressive. But did they know what they were saying too?
Yongchi 11
Was it "vapid" or "pungent"?
spitonmydick 4
Was it retard?
benmec 18
Was the word Jodeneno???
SystemofaBlink41 27
Indeed. I sense this as a harbinger of more unlikable things to occur.
Satoaoi 13
oh my
YepThatsMeee 23
At least you didn't throw the dictionary at her head
ROSI3TH3CAT 18
Thats what dictionaries are for.. Looking up unknown words..congratz on using one. i dont see a big problem here. Now you know the word and can confuse other people with it :)