Station 19 and a half - FML

Station 19 and a half

By Madisson Tharp - 26/10/2020 11:42

Today, while working on an ambulance, I got a call from my boss saying I’m fired for being sick too often. I cried in front of every patient for the last seven hours of my shift. FML

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Madisson Tharp tells us more.

Madisson Tharp 7

Monday 26 October 2020 9:48

Hey wow I didn’t know my FML was posted but I was in EMT school so the job I got fired from was a restaurant. I had worked for that company for almost five years and the times I called out I had actual doctors notes so I was a little devastated. But i work in a hospital now and make quadruple what I mass there so no worries now!! And yea, he was an asshole

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tounces7 27

Saturday 30 May 2020 17:47

He's firing an ambulance worker for being sick too often when we're under a national quarantine? Your boss is a ******* idiot.

severestillness 8

Saturday 30 May 2020 16:08

You’d think the firing would be done, not only in a face-to-face setting, but also either at the end of the shift or you’re not expected to work the rest of the day. Especially in an ambulance. How can you focus on your work if you’re crying the whole day?!

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xxlk4xx 6

Monday 26 October 2020 15:09

I'm glad it worked out for you in the end!

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