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Slacking

By peachmelba - 01/02/2011 20:26 - Denmark

Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML

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mitri_fml 3

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:16

wow well don't give her credit

ImaginaryFoe 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:16

I hate working with partners for this very reason. Just make sure your instructor is aware that you completed the project alone.

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DrCheese 16

Tuesday 9 June 2015 2:43

What a bitch.

wow2mylife 25

Saturday 23 January 2016 3:50

Maybe she was on her phone using her data

storethis 17

Tuesday 10 May 2016 4:56

She was probably on her phone :) Phones can work without wifi

colo16_fml 10

Sunday 11 September 2016 21:08

Ugh partner work SUCKS!

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