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Today, I told my boss I was too sick to come to work. He asked if I had a late night, so I told him I stayed in. Apparently I ran into him at a bar last night and was too drunk to remember it. FML

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That sucks, but ydi for drinking that much with work the next day, not so smart :P

robc32ca 4

so how is it? writing a new resume with a hangover?

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trollprideworldw 0

Now, the question is, if you are female, that is. Did you have sex or any type of sexual activity with him?

lmaoatall 6

hope you can bike to the unemployment line, your not going to be able to afford gas here pretty soon.

And you posted this on FML because?.... Geez, they should make IDeservedIt.com

So now you're looking for a job? YDI

you're ******* dumb. never lie like that and never get so drunk that you lose your memory like that YDI

donetsk1991 1

dude that's ******* awesome!!!!

YDI - not for the going out drinking, or the hangover ... but for lying about it. Your boss will have a lot less respect and a lot more mistrust for you now.

I fired my assistant who said she had food poisoning and couldn't come in - despite her Facebook pictures from a Knicks game. Liars never prosper.

Maybe she got food poisoning at the game.

kaittreff 0

wow yu deserved it then. don't drink if yu have work. YDI

mikhaila24 0

Hah nice one