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Side dick

By Joanna - 27/12/2018 18:00

Spicy

Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML

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By fmlalways - 22/01/2011 13:00 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

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You deserved it 5 156

Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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You deserved it 7 341

Confusing love triangle

By Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

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You deserved it 3 648

Freud intensifies

By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 22:01

Spicy

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. An ex? A friend? A side guy? Nope, none of those. I called him “Dad”. FML

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You deserved it 1 212

By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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You deserved it 103 537

By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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You deserved it 11 443

Turned on

By Nicki - 21/12/2011 12:30 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

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You deserved it 31 917

Give it to me, Sheldon!

By oh lord - 27/05/2012 16:06 - Canada - Oshawa

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 608

You deserved it 16 987

Thank God

By Dwarvahkiin - 08/08/2022 02:00

Spicy

Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML

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You deserved it 172

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Spicy

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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You deserved it 4 943

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Top comments

Mungolikecandy 19

Thursday 27 December 2018 18:16

Boo hoo. You cheated on your boyfriend and are now upset he found out due to your own stupidity. What a shame.

Ghostrui 30

Wednesday 19 December 2018 7:00

Oh poor you.

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becca72315 1

Monday 7 January 2019 14:32

Hey you still have the side dick lol

Gofuckyourself 24

Monday 14 January 2019 1:57

HAHAHAHA oh my God, I don't know why you would have a side dick if you got the main dick but girl, you done **** up.

KIEdekka 14

Thursday 17 January 2019 21:47

you were cheating on him, and then called another dude's name. Hell, personally, I'd have thrown you out of my house, locked the door, and never even looked at you again.

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