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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Your mom be Trollin!
flockz 20
and that's why i've never taught my mother how to use facebook.
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haraldr 0
Post it on artige.no
BWill9014 4
It's probably just because that's so boss for a mom to say to her own son/daughter on Facebook like that lol
newfiebackflip 7
Your mother is awesome
arkid24 1
Like
iloveshay2 0
Is your mom hot ?
wittygirl 8
Unfriend her and everyone who liked it they're not worthy of your time
KnucklesDeep 5
Post on her profile asking if her vaginal discharge has cleared up.
MoNnEy_MiiTE 3
And then say in a comment "Oh yea ur doctor called u got some stuff dropped for clymedia!"
10kutkop 5
what's the name of your mother? I wanna be friends with her
rezzrhyme 0
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Evenzzon 1
Och jag trodde norskar va schyssta:/