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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Your mom be Trollin!
flockz 20
and that's why i've never taught my mother how to use facebook.
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Comments (149)
eatsleepjb 8
Wow that's really funny, but Fyl your moms a bitch. My advice? Unfriend her and take a shit on her bed.
geon_olam 17
FML's answer to everything. EVERYTHING
Jibblets2367 7
Loser
hateevryone 15
hit the "unfriend" button
Icecream93 4
Maybe you shouldnt spend hours trying t
Icecream93 4
*to take a good pic of yourself. Let your friends take one while hanging out or something they are usually nicer than a photoshoot of yourself..
finished 10
Mum's the word
Umadbro1224 0
She speaks the truth
KayMoo 2
Your mom has a fb??
Angelrose2004 17
That's not uncommon these days... My grandmother has a facebook and she's almost 80.
Carlie_McCartney 1
Loser.
THE_A_TEEN 28
So is your mum, she had you.
roryrobotic 5
It's a good thing that I blocked both my parents on Facebook.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
how motherly of her.