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mikep This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff Netherlands

Shade thrown

Today, I asked my mother if she thought my cat was getting fat. She replied, "It's not the cat you should be worried about". FML

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EffinWhosLife 0

Guess you and the cat have some room for improvement.

TheCurlyTheory 0

Umm okay? You just made every girl who read this that ways 125 or over feel fat. Thanks.

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Comments (25)

EffinWhosLife 0

Guess you and the cat have some room for improvement.

It's very simple OP: Don't be fat and you wouldn't have people saying that to you all the time.

hellokittywhore 0

at least she didn't say, your worrying about the wrong pussy getting fat!! lol jkk

hawaiintropic88 0

That's like me. I have gained so much weight from not working out. I weigh like 125 now D:

TheCurlyTheory 0

Umm okay? You just made every girl who read this that ways 125 or over feel fat. Thanks.

20- I now love you your amazing

#2 how tall r u??

aquarius6 0

Ok mom... What's ur point?

scooter32 0

haha

Pretty harsh for a mom. But still funny :)

shut the **** up fatass and quit putting stupid shit FMLs

"...it's the fish"

excatly why I thought!!!

YDI for being fat.

TheCurlyTheory 0

Ahahaha jerk.

how can u not know for urself that ur overweight!? oh n #5, kill urself