Work: Pranked real good

Pranked real good

By kekumbas - 05/05/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, 5 hours into my shift in a cafe I realized there were two stickers on my back that read: "Don't touch my no-no square" and "I wear diapers." I make food with my back to customers all day and I walk through the seating area delivering food. No one said anything. FML

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Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By marina1686 - 20/09/2019 20:00

Today, I worked a 9-hour retail like this. I didn't notice until 3 hours into my shift and had to deal with this embarrassment for the next 6 hours. FML

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By failingyetagain - 20/07/2015 22:17 - United Kingdom - Barrow Upon Soar

Today, I was doing my first shift waitressing in a café. Not an hour in, I'd already spilt tea over somebody and dropped two whole meals. Looks like this won't last much longer. FML

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By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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By Steve-noh - 10/08/2018 23:30

Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML

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By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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First day

By notsogoodtrainee - 09/07/2015 17:02 - United States - Fargo

Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2014 05:15 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:11

I'm sorry to hear that your genitals are shaped like a square.

glockjaw 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:03

Lmao! I eat dicks!

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mirandahclare_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 5:47

I too, don't appreciate square-touching and yes, i wear diapers as well.

imauledatroll 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 10:54

Haha... 'the heck.. Seriously; laugh at it, look at it as a funny variation in your everyday life. The customers probably had a good time, most likely increasing their like-ness of the particular café. -_- (naaah... probably not, but you've got to consider the possibillity! :D )

Savanni 1

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:22

.... i havent even started my Ochem work and its already deep in there...

Savanni 1

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:22

#13... thats because you dont need WORDS also, that isn't bad. You just have to learn how to play things off cooly... Thus insult turned anti-coplanar on that C=C double bond joke of life

Dimaranien 1

Thursday 7 May 2009 7:51

nice. we wear the chiquita banana stickers on our nametags during our shifts. they usually say suggestive things. lol. wear your stickers with pride. embarrassing? sure. but still a good opportunity for revenge.

AAAcheetahgrl 0

Friday 8 May 2009 1:01

HAHAHA. I love #41. Ive heard that rhyme before. its hilarious!! This is def. a FML...so funny!

jen_kay 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 14:40

LOLOLOLOLOL!

xkillxnicx 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:34

best (:

turgenev_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 6:03

That's harassment, file a complaint. If it keeps happening you can sue the hell out of them, and never have to work again.

elliekinslurvsya 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 4:00

if a coworker you get on well with did that i hope you laughed, cuz that's pretty funny lol if it was someone you don't get along with...kick their ass!! heh heh >:D